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The ‘Calm Down, It’s Just a T-Shirt’ Rifle Sling Tee

The ‘Calm Down, It’s Just a T-Shirt’ Rifle Sling Tee

Regular price $42.00
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Why let anti-gunners have all the fun clutching their pearls? This tee gives you the look of a rifle slung across your back—without setting off metal detectors or sending Karen into cardiac arrest. Perfect for those who want to exercise the First Amendment and nod to the Second, all at the same time.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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